Yeah yeah, I know, I've been bad about blogging. That isn't the point. Here's the point: how in the name of all that is good and just in this world did I not know about The Passion?
Seriously? Tyler Perry did a whole musical...thing about the Passion of Jesus Christ featuring modern renditions of pop songs pieced together to fit into the storyline of Jesus' final days, with Chris Daughtry as Judas belting out an Evanescence cover and friggin' Seal as Pontious Pilate...and I didn't know at all?
Did I miss a whole section of the Internet focused on this? Is it because I haven't had the regular Fox broadcasting network on since football season ended? There is SO MUCH fertile ground for just joyous, merciless ridicule (or not! But probably yes), surely social media would be abuzz. And yet, I was completely in the dark.
They did "With Arms Wide Open!" And a woman in the crowd was singing along! Are you kidding me? (Also, there was a crowd? Which was confusing because many of the musical performances were supposedly on video, but there was a march through New Orleans and...God, it's so confusing)
I'm so hurt, guys. This could've gotten me 5,000 blog posts, a Masters thesis and a book. This better be on On Demand.
Oh, and happy Palm Sunday too or something.
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