I am an embarrassment to myself and my family.
TRAIN Y U NO QUIET?
3. You still have no idea what type of lightbulb goes in the smaller part of my floor lamp.
Well, that's fairly specific, but hey, I'm familiar with lightbulb issues.
4. You know where all the best pens are. In my desk.
5. People look at you weird when you start the day by saluting the American flag hanging in the corner.
6. That moment when you have to explain to your friends why there's a giant mirror sitting in the closet - because you don't have the screws to hang it anywhere.
7. The go-to place for baseball caps is the box that used to be full of wine bottles that has now been re-appropriated for hat storage.
8. The cool place to go on Friday nights? Obvi the bed to cry yourself to sleep.
9. You know at least one person who's worn that Mahmoud Abdul-Rauf Nuggets jersey in the closet. (It's me)
10. TFW you look at a book on your bureau titled Write Anything, but you decide to write a blog post spoofing hyperlocal listicles instead.
Alright, yeah man, pens go in a desk.
5. People look at you weird when you start the day by saluting the American flag hanging in the corner.
This isn't really relatable. Also, what are "people" doing watching you in your room?
6. That moment when you have to explain to your friends why there's a giant mirror sitting in the closet - because you don't have the screws to hang it anywhere.
Again, why are your friends in your bedroom? This is not a normal thing.
7. The go-to place for baseball caps is the box that used to be full of wine bottles that has now been re-appropriated for hat storage.
On its own, this is a fairly benign, but given the context of the other items in this post, you might have some serious mental issues.
8. The cool place to go on Friday nights? Obvi the bed to cry yourself to sleep.
I am simultaneously concerned and annoyed with the content of this post.
9. You know at least one person who's worn that Mahmoud Abdul-Rauf Nuggets jersey in the closet. (It's me)
...alright, this jersey is kind of cool. But seriously, no one else has this! The point of this type of blog post is to write about things that are relatable to other groups of people who have experienced them. Who else is going to enjoy this?
10. TFW you look at a book on your bureau titled Write Anything, but you decide to write a blog post spoofing hyperlocal listicles instead.
You are infuriating, and also possibly deranged. I am staying away from you.
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